Dark Helmet: "Not so fast, Lone Star!"

Lone Star: "Dark Helmet! So, at last we meet for the first time for the last time."

Dark Helmet: "Before I defeat you, there is something that you ought to know about me, Lone Star."

Lone Star: "What?"

Dark Helmet: "I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate."

Lone Star: "So, what does that make us?"

Dark Helmet: "Absolutely nothing, which is what you are about to become."

Dark Helmet: "You have a Schwartz-ring. And I see that it is as good as mine. Now, let us see how you contend, shall we?"

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