"I'm sorry sir, I'm doing my best."―Phillip apologizing to Dark Helmet after missing his shots in pursuit of Princess Vespa[src]
Phillip Asshole was a Gunner's Mate First Class aboard Spaceball I. Like his cousion, Major Asshole, he was cross-eyed.
Phillip was the gunner in charge of sending a warning shot across the nose of Princess Vespa's shuttle during Spaceball I's initial attempt at capturing her. Due to being cross-eyed, he missed every shot wildly, leading to Dark Helmet flying into a rage, screaming at the gunner to "fire across her nose, not up it," to which Phillip apologized, insisting that he was trying to do his best. After realizing the gunner was so cross-eyed, he questioned Colonel Sandurz on who made the man a gunner, to which Major Asshole, whom was standing by, responded that he did, because Phillip was his cousin.[1]
Dark Helmet soon realized nearly every other Spaceball on board the bridge was also a member of the Asshole family, and after coming to terms with being surrounded by Assholes, he ordered them to "Keep firing, Assholes!"[1]
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- ↑ 1.0 1.1 Spaceballs